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New years eve is todayeee!! imma goin to a party later and i probleeh wont get back til one or later. Thats all the more reason to sleep all day!!! Holluh! :P  but right now imma super bored. and im like having a total zoning-out-due-to-complete-and-total-bordeom moment. I played this game on my wii yesterday and it totally sucked. I have to say it was the worst game of all time that i ever played. It made me want to throw the wii remote thru the tv screen and the wall. yes it was that bad. It was so bad i dont even remember what the name of the game was. But here is a hint... i played... TERRIBLE GAMEE. The game nobody wants to playy. 
But anyywayy...2009...crazy year but a great year.
2010....?????
 what im trying to say is i dont reele care. woo hoo. they just made the number 2009 bigger. <--- story of my life_pointing out the obvious!! But the obvious is something that needs to be pointed out because it is not so obvious to other people. Lost yet?  thats all the excitement i am sure to get out of this New Year thing... that and the partayyyys. I didnt make any new years revolutions yet! i am going to list some now.

~Adopt a llama
~eat at least ten boxes of twinkies by the end of the year
~go skiing in the summer
~actually witness a high speed poliece chase
~yell at a bullfighter
~feed a bear a cookie
~have an interview with elmo and ask him..or ..um yea.. why he is red
~call the inventor of poprocks and tell them they are a freakin genious! oh and the inventor of ~twinkies
~never ever ever play a suckish game again
~get a new phone
~point at a rainbow that magically appeared by wallmart and say "Look! its made of skittels!!!"~~That reminds me of that rainbow cloud i saw yesterday. It was awesome!!!! well it wasnt really a cloud.. it was more like an optical and meteorological phenomenon that causes a spectrum of light to appear in the sky when the Sun shines onto droplets of moisture in the Earth's atmosphere. They take the form of a multicoloured arc, with red on the outer part of the arch and violet on the inner section of the arch. or in other words.. blahblahbleah they put fancy words to good use right thar. and thats where rainbows come from!!!
~ go see Breathe Carolina live. Tha best band of all time!!! no doubt im obsessed with them.
~tape a horn like object to a horses head and pretend its a unicorn
~ Go to some creeper video game convention thingie and see how long it takes for the creepers to scare me away.
~go to a halloween party dressed as a can of horse radish! BTW nobody likes horse radish.
~ be friends with someone who has a purple eye and an orange eye.
invent the NEXT BEST THING SINCE SLICED BRED!! oh well we know thats never gonna happen any time soon. becauseeeeee the the ipod touch is right up there with your AWESOME sliced bred.
~ have a pet deer. BTW a saw an albino deer once. it was quite cool.
 oh i love the randome things i come up with sometimes. kinda wierd but whatever. hah:)

I have to go get ready to go places today so GTG.

Billy mays gets interupted by Kanye

Crappy photoshopping rite tharr. anyway..click it to make it bigger. LOVE MY CRAPP ART! 

AWESOMEEEEEE bands that people never rele heard off <3

SnapKrackelPop!
LessThanThree
Dropping a Popped Locket
HeartBreakKidz
Scene Superstar
Tha Empire
Scene Empire
I Eat Lightning
Candyland Arcade

nd... thats about it. I found them all on YOUTUBE... the source of all greatness.

blahh and even more bleeeeehhhhhhhh!!!!

well today i feel like total shet. This morning i accidentallee stepped on my flat iron and it burned my f**ken foot. gawwwd dayyum. i so wish today wud end. Its the worst. I just sat around listening to the song GONE FOREVER by three days grace which is what i listen to on days when i feel like thas.  


Don't know what's going on

Don't know what went wrong
Feels like a hundred years
I still can't believe you're gone
So, I'll stay up all night
With these bloodshot eyes
While these walls surround me
With the story of our life


I feel so much better
Now, that you're gone forever
I tell myself that I don't
Miss you at all
I'm not lying, denying
That I feel so much better now
That you're gone forever

Now, things are coming clear
And I don't need you here
And in this world around me
I'm glad you disappeared
So, I'll stay out all night
Get drunk and fuck and fight
Until the morning comes
I'll forget about our life


First time you screamed at me
I should have made you leave
I should have known
It could be so much better
I hope you're missing me
I hope I've made you see
That I'm gone forever


And now, it's coming clear
That I don't need you here
And in this world around me
I'm glad you disappeared
And now, you're gone forever
And now, you're gone forever

and now your gone forever.\\

and this is...... the story of my life... or so it seems most days.

Almosssttttttt christmas

Well its almost christmas but it dosent rele feel like it. Im just not into it this year i guess. People keep asking me what i want nd stuff but i cant think of anything. I guess i just have it all even though it reele dosent seem like it. lol ohhhh whatever. give me a unicorn and a a flying car and were alll good. lmfaoo.

Okeeeyyyyy so enough about christmass.  i want it to snowww. so i can go outside and build a snowmann. I will make a zombie snowman. How cool wud that be?

Rite noww i wish i had a Monster and i wish my phone was workingg.
hmmmmmmmmmnmnm. :) 

SHOES!! lets get some!

Okayyyz so thas is a story about shoes that my bro had to write for an english class thing but i thout it was hilarious!!! LMFAO!! :D


The fist time I saw him I hated him. He was short and so fat and from what i saw, he probly never took a shower in the past month or so. I thought he would stretch me out and rip out my seams , I’m not looking forward to that.

I’m on a display rack in a awesome skater store (woot woot!) . I’m on a rack. I’m a black with red labels on both sides that say DC on it. Everyone wants me and they don’t have the money to buy me. Because I’m so expensive and the only person that can afford me was a fat kid. But I didn’t no that until he came over to me and said something to the person that works there and he put me in a box and he brought me over to the counter and the next thing I remember is that someone opens the box and when the box all I see is the fat kid oh no im going to be in trouble for the rest of my life. I thought unless I get returned and I get resold to another person that would be my fate.
And of course two weeks later im still with fatty. He has to take me to school for the first time I thought this couldn’t be good. I was hoping he would fall flat on his face and humiliate himself in front of hundreds of kids... oh so much for my hopes and dreams. He stuffed me in a dark bag with pencils books and notebooks And after about an hour I saw the light and I didn’t kno where I was and then he just put me on his stinky feet again. oh to this day i still have nightmares about those cankles of his. The next he’s in a canoe fifteen minutes in he drops his oar the water and he goes to reach for the our. He’s so fat that when he when he tried to reach for the oar he capsized the boat. And he fell into the water and of course he doesn’t get wet the only thing that gets wet was me and his feet. The waters only up to his ankles and he doesn’t get wet. I thought whales loved the water.
About one year later im all brown with dirt, my color is fading and im ruined until one day some day at school this random person picks me up because fat kid left me on the bench in gym. haha. fatty. haha. And he takes me home cleans me off and dries me out finally im with a person that has tight abs yo! nd that’s not creepy finally im having a good life.

nd whatever

today i have nothing useful to say.   :)

D: what tha hell????

tangelos are such akwarrd fruits.

U wud so have to be insanely stupid to dress like this...

Okayyy sooo i am going to tell you about the most stupid fashions and things that annoy the hell out of just about anyone (if your normalll... it depends. haha) these are my most hated top 10.

1. LEG WARMERS. No. just no. their so ugly and they have no purpose to exist!!! they make your legs look akward and theres just nothing good about them!!! If you really want your legs to be warm... WEAR PANTS!!!

2. UGGS and OBNOXIOUSLYY FUZZY BOOTS. If you are a vegetarian.. dont wear uggs. Their made of sheepskin. I am totally against buying clothes made out of animals. just think about it... an animal had to die so it could be worn on your feet. you cant spell uggly wthout ugg. as for fuzzy boots.. they make your feet look huge and beastly. bad beastly.

3. POPPED COLLORS. lets just get to the point here... they make you look like a douchebag!!!

4. MOM JEANS. Oh gawd. mom jeans are from the devil. You wont have a phat butt... you will have a FAT but if you wear them. so just dont.

5. WHEN FAT PEEPS WEAR SKINNY JEANS. Im not trying to offend anyone here or hurt anyones feelings so dont be a hater tater. im just saying that they will make your hips look HUGE and they just dont look good on some people. Skinny jeans are for skinny people!! I wear skinny jeans all the time and i love them.

6. THE COLOR BROWN. it may be just me but i dont wear anything brown. I think it is the most uglie color to wear. I just stick with my bright neon colors and my black shirts and tanktops and my band tees.

7. SANDALS. some sandals are pretty but some are just uglee and look like somethan that jesus would wear.

8. CROCS. bottom line uglee and they look like a fashion retarted unicorn threw up all over your feet.

9. MAN FLIP FLOPS. i love my flippy floppies in the summer but dudes should NEVER EVER EVVERRR wear flip flops. its just... NO!

10. FLARE JEANS. they look okay on some people but on other people they make you look like you have elephant legs. I wud never ever ever ever evrrrr wear them!!! They just bother me... in so many ways XD

so these r my top ten. leave a comment if i left anything out. <33

Get ready for the next zombie Apocalypse

If zombies took over the world... we should all live in firetrucks. I mean if you think about it it makes lotts of sense. Where else would u live? The zombies wud prolly set peoples houses on fire. So hey. why not live in a fire truck?? You could blast the zombies with the fire hose and press all the colorful buttons in hope that something will explode or set on fire. They shud keep guns in a firetruck. U needs to be armed!! I would be driving my firetruck down the street rele fast so it would run over some zombies. mwahaha(evillaughh) Then i could make some sniper dude stand on the top of the truck with a machine gun or somethan and BOOM. Hellz yeaa!! That shet wud be epicc!!! OMG or instead of using the fire extinguishers like their supposed to be used you can throww them at the zombies. I wonder if zombies could die if their alredyy dead.. hmm... I dont kno and i dont care. this is hillarious because i can just imagine me driving uber fast in a firetruck full of random people running over zombies who are trying to set the world on fire. XD ahhaaaaahaha! What if they had flamethrowers??? HOLY SHETT!!! Well how else would they light the world on fire?? will u survivee?? put on ur firehelmets and prepare for the next ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE...which may never happen but whatever. :P

SHITTLES!!!

HOLLUH!! so this is a post about skittles. SHITTLES!!! yea. thats right. I said SHITTLES!!! its anuther werd for skittles. I thought i invented it and i was all proud of myself but NOO. I googled shittles and someone else already invented it. :( red and green skittles are the best and i hate the purple ones. Their gross. Another failed attempt in shittle making is CHOCOLATE SKITTLES. they look like POOP NUGGETS!!!!! no lies. go freaking buy them and see for yourself. They taste like shettt... therefore well deserving of the name SHITTLES. They dont even deserve to be called a skittle. Their like gross imposter M&M's. like seriously. so people who work at the skittles company... peease dont mess with skittles. They were fine the way they were until you people go and decide to make these wierd crazy shittle flavors. Whats next? Nacho cheese skittles????? Seriouslyyyyy?????

=^._.^= Hello thar...

Okay sooo... this is a blog about random shit. how exciting! lol. Halloween is comming up soon and thats like the second best holiday of the year! (the first best is christmas) what other day of the year do you get free candy from knocking on peoples doors? it dosent work any other day of the year... haha